posted 05-26-2011 09:11 AM         

Ted

PROFESSIONAL LIE DETECTION SERVICE!

OK so who am I?

I am Professor Johnson C Briggs and I run a private Psychology and Addictions clinic in Darwen, Lancashire. For over 20 years, I have been in Private Practice helping people overcome emotional or behavioural problems, as well as beating the many addictions that inflict us humans from time to time.

Am I a real person? I hear you ask.

Well, if you type my name (Johnson Briggs) into Google, you will find that I am exactly who I say I am, together with my office address and telephone number. If you ring the number, the phone will probably be answered by me personally, unless I am seeing clients.

SO WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH LIE DETECTION?

Well, since Jeremy Kyle has been brightening up the mornings with his ‘Jerry Springer-esq’ show, there has been a tsunami size wave of people wanting to avail themselves of Lie Detection Services. They have seen what can be achieved on JK’s show, and want to do the same.

As a Psychologist, I was already using Emotional Response Bio-Feedback Equipment to detect the causes of emotional problems, and have since found that it works equally as well for Lie Detection in conjunction with a pulse/heartbeat monitor, without the vast outlay for expensive polygraph machines. I would honestly say that this is a business that anyone can do, and will give them a decent income, which is a rarity in these tough economic times.

THERE IS AN AWFUL LOT OF MONEY TO BE MADE IN

LIE DETECTION WORK – WITH HARDLY ANY INVESTMENT.

So what exactly are the benefits?

¨ Home Study Training taking about 3-5 hours - no previous experience necessary.

¨ A stress-free life, with no awkward managers, or unrealistic targets to meet.

¨ No fear of redundancy, or age discriminations.

¨ Choose your own hours – allowing you valuable time to spend with your family.

¨ Work at your own home, a rented office, or visit your clients in their own homes.

¨ Simple accounting system - no expensive stock to hold, or staff to pay.

¨ High average income: - around £800 net per week part time (based on just 4 clients per week).

¨ Your total investment (including equipment) will easily be recovered after your first 2 clients.

¨ Instant income - your clients pay at the time of their session.

¨ No bad debtors or cash-flow problems to worry about.

¨ A massive, never-ending market.

We have priced the whole business package (including equipment) at just £345 but as some people wish to source their own equipment, we are now prepared to make available just the Lie Detection Training - AND NOTHING ELSE!

Hence the reduced price of just £28 (or E-Bay price).

For this price, you do not receive the following:-

Emotional Response, Electrical Skin Resistance, Bio-Feedback Meter (rrp £295).
Blood Pressure Gauge (rrp £53).

What you do receive by e-mail are the following:-

Full instructions on the whole process.
Sample letters, and leaflets to send to prospective clients.
Sample adverts to run in newspapers.
Sample results letters to send to clients, once they have completed the session.

So who would want this type of service?

Firstly, we have those who want to know whether someone is lying or guilty.
Secondly, those people who want to prove that they are innocent.

Over the last year we have completed procedures for:-

Private Lie Detection Requirements

Theft or Fraud
Cheating Partner & infidelity
Drugs or Gambling
Allegations of Crime
Child Abuse
Domestic & Other Abuse
Verification of Information
Violent Crime or Assault
Helping Those Wrongly Accused
Proof of Innocence

Corporate Lie Detection Requirements

Pre-Employment Vetting
Good Conduct Verification
Risk Management
Anti Corruption Program
Company Fraud
Theft of Company Monies
Confirmation of Integrity
Misconduct in the Workplace
Suspicion of Wrong-doing
Proof of Innocence

On receiving your payment we will e-mail you the Lie Detection Training Instructions, and once you have purchased the necessary equipment (either from us or another source) you should be up and running within 4 weeks at the most - the soonest being 16 days.

So there you have it. I don’t think I can give you more information than I have already, so I will sign off. Thank-you for reading this rather long-winded information, but I am just telling it like it is. If you wish to get in touch, please do so, I will be delighted to have a chat with you.

With very best wishes

Professor Johnson Briggs

GSCT Associates

P.S. Please do not confuse our professional equipment with the cheap ‘party game’ lie-detection gadgets that are on the market these days. A friend’s young daughter has one, and they are just a bit of fun, and are not designed to ever be taken seriously.

posted 05-26-2011 09:36 AM            

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Ben

ben@PolygraphToday.com